Monday, October 5, 2009

Ninja Baby!

(Actual occurence, though slightly dramatized)

Kaylee comes waddling up to the safety gate, happily chewing on (with her four teeth) Mommy's pink cellphone.

Now, I was torn. I knew I should take it away, but she was chewing with a grin and it was soooo cuuute.... But I supposed it was my sisterly duty to at least alert Kelly to the fact that her phone was about get eaten (the kid will eat anything: cardboard, bugs, etc).

"Are you eating Mama's phone....?" I cooed with a grin.

"She has my phone!?!?"

You have to understand, the phone had been in the other room resting on Kelly's thigh.

Ninja baby strikes again!